150 Best Gross would you rather questions

By: Kevin Grant

Step into the shadows of curiosity and brace yourself for an enigmatic journey through the depths of the bizarre. 

Behold, the cryptic realm of our meticulously curated compendium: the 150 Best Gross Would You Rather Questions.

 Within these virtual pages lies a labyrinth of perplexing quandaries, shrouded in mystery and tinged with a hint of the macabre. Dare to explore the forbidden territories of your imagination as you navigate through scenarios both grotesque and surreal. Are you prepared to unravel the secrets hidden within each unsettling choice? Enter if you dare, for only the boldest souls can endure the whimsical horrors that lie ahead.

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Grossest would you rather questions

The following are some grossest would you rather questions:

1. Would you rather lick a public restroom floor or eat a handful of worms?

2. Would you rather have a permanent runny nose or constantly have bad breath that even brushing won’t fix?

3. Would you rather drink a cup of spoiled milk or eat a plate of expired sushi?

4. Would you rather have to pop someone else’s pimples for a living or clean up after a sewer backup?

5. Would you rather have to wear someone else’s dirty socks for a day or use someone else’s toothbrush that hasn’t been cleaned for a month?

6. Would you rather have cockroaches crawl all over you while you sleep or have to share your bed with a snake?

7. Would you rather have to clean a clogged toilet with your bare hands or clean out a moldy refrigerator with your tongue?

8. Would you rather accidentally drink someone else’s spit or accidentally swallow a bug while biking?

9. Would you rather have to smell like rotten eggs all the time or have a constant itch you can never scratch?

10. Would you rather eat a sandwich filled with toenail clippings or drink a smoothie made from blended bugs?

11. Would you rather have to bathe in a tub filled with cold, slimy eels or swim in a pool filled 

with jellyfish?

12. Would you rather walk barefoot through a field of slugs or wade through a swamp filled with leeches?

13. Would you rather have to eat a spoonful of expired mayonnaise or a tablespoon of sour cream that’s been left out in the sun all day?

14. Would you rather have to kiss a frog or chew a snail?

15. Would you rather have to clean up after a dog with explosive diarrhea or have to clean up after a cat with a hairball problem?

Insane Would you rather questions gross edition

The following are some insane would you rather questions gross edition:

1. Would you rather have to taste a stranger’s armpit or chew on a toenail found in a public swimming pool?

2. Would you rather use a toilet that hasn’t been cleaned in a year or drink water from a puddle on a busy street?

3. Would you rather have a permanent mustache made of nose hairs or constantly have a swarm of gnats buzzing around your head?

4. Would you rather have to eat a bowl of booger soup or a sandwich filled with toenail clippings and hair?

5. Would you rather have to swim in a pool filled with expired milk or bathe in a tub of mayonnaise?

6. Would you rather have to sleep on a mattress infested with bed bugs or wear underwear that hasn’t been washed in a month?

7. Would you rather have to smell a stranger’s sweaty armpit or chew on a used bandaid?

8. Would you rather have to clean out a clogged drain filled with hair and slime or empty a septic tank with your bare hands?

9. Would you rather have to walk barefoot through a field of slugs or have to crawl through a tunnel filled with spiders?

10. Would you rather have to eat a sandwich made from moldy bread or drink a glass of water with floating bugs in it?

11. Would you rather have to smell like rotten eggs for a month or have a permanent case of uncontrollable flatulence?

12. Would you rather have to brush your teeth with mayonnaise or wash your hair with ketchup for a week?

13. Would you rather have to clean out a public restroom with your tongue or clean out a garbage disposal with your bare hands?

14. Would you rather have to wear socks filled with cockroaches for a day or have to wear underwear filled with worms?

15. Would you rather have to lick the floor of a crowded subway train or drink from a cup filled with mystery liquid found in a dark alleyway?

Creepiest Would you rather gross questions

The following are some creepiest would you rather questions gross edition:

1. Would you rather have to sleep in a coffin for a night or spend a night in a haunted house filled with cobwebs and strange noises?

2. Would you rather have to eat a meal made entirely of insects or drink a potion made from unknown ingredients?

3. Would you rather have to spend a night alone in a cemetery or walk through a dark forest inhabited by unknown creatures?

4. Would you rather have to wear a mask made of human skin for a day or wear clothes stained with blood?

5. Would you rather have to spend a night in a room filled with spiders or be locked in a room with rats scurrying around?

6. Would you rather have to sleep in a room where the walls are covered in creepy paintings or in a room with mirrors that reflect eerie images?

7. Would you rather have to eat food that looks like eyeballs or drink a beverage that resembles blood?

8. Would you rather have to spend a night in an abandoned hospital or in an old mansion rumored to be haunted?

9. Would you rather have to walk through a foggy graveyard at midnight or explore an abandoned asylum?

10. Would you rather have to eat a meal cooked by a witch or drink a potion brewed by a warlock?

11. Would you rather have to sleep in a room where the floor is covered in crawling insects or in a room where the ceiling drips with an unknown liquid?

12. Would you rather have to spend a night in a room with dolls that seem to move on their own 

or in a room with old photographs where the eyes follow you?

13. Would you rather have to eat food that smells like decay or drink a liquid that tastes like dirt?

14. Would you rather have to spend a night in a room with mirrors that reflect distorted images of yourself or in a room where whispers can be heard but no one is there?

15. Would you rather have to sleep in a room with a constant chill or in a room where shadows seem to dance in the corners?

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Really Gross would you rather questions for adults

The following are some really gross would you rather questions for adults:

1. Would you rather have to lick a sweaty armpit after a workout or smell someone else’s sweaty socks?

2. Would you rather have to eat a handful of maggots or a spoonful of rotten cheese?

3. Would you rather have to clean a public toilet with your bare hands or clean out a blocked sewer drain?

4. Would you rather have to wear underwear that’s been worn for a week straight or socks that haven’t been washed for a month?

5. Would you rather have to drink a glass of your own sweat or a glass of someone else’s saliva?

6. Would you rather have to brush your teeth with mayonnaise or wash your hair with pickle juice?

7. Would you rather have to eat a spoonful of expired mayonnaise or a spoonful of moldy bread?

8. Would you rather have to clean a cat’s litter box with your hands or clean up after a dog with diarrhea?

9. Would you rather have to eat a sandwich made from expired lunch meat or drink a smoothie made from spoiled milk?

10. Would you rather have to clean between someone else’s toes with your tongue or clean out someone’s earwax with your fingers?

11. Would you rather have to walk barefoot through a field of slugs or a field of cow dung?

12. Would you rather have to smell like rotten eggs for a month or have to constantly have bad breath that even brushing won’t fix?

13. Would you rather have to clean out a fridge full of expired food or a garbage can that hasn’t been emptied for weeks?

14. Would you rather have to eat a handful of toenail clippings or a handful of hair collected from a shower drain?

15. Would you rather accidentally bite into a sandwich filled with maggots or a sandwich filled with cockroaches?

Gross would you rather questions for kids

The following are some gross would you rather questions for kids:

1. Would you rather have to eat a spoonful of mashed potatoes that looks like brains or mashed peas that look like boogers?

2. Would you rather have to drink a glass of lemonade with a drop of hot sauce in it or a glass of milk with a drop of soy sauce?

3. Would you rather have to touch a snail or a slimy frog?

4. Would you rather have to eat a cookie with sprinkles that look like ants or one with frosting that looks like slime?

5. Would you rather have to wear gloves filled with pudding or gloves filled with jello?

6. Would you rather have to smell a shoe that’s been worn all day or a sweaty hat?

7. Would you rather have to eat a sandwich with jelly and mustard or one with ketchup and 

bananas?

8. Would you rather have to brush your teeth with grape jelly or wash your hands with syrup?

9. Would you rather have to eat a pancake with syrup that looks like slime or one with syrup that looks like snot?

10. Would you rather have to touch a snake or a spider?

11. Would you rather have to wear socks with holes in them or shoes filled with sand?

12. Would you rather have to smell a rotten egg or a rotten tomato?

13. Would you rather have to eat a burger with pickles that look like worms or one with lettuce that looks like grasshoppers?

14. Would you rather have to drink a smoothie with spinach that looks like bugs or one with blueberries that look like eyeballs?

15. Would you rather have to touch a slug or a snail with your bare hands?

Dirty gross would you rather questions

The following are some dirty gross would you rather questions:

1. Would you rather have a sensual rendezvous in a luxurious limousine or in a private jet soaring above the clouds?

2. Would you rather have to drink a smoothie made from spoiled milk or eat a sandwich made from moldy bread?

3. Would you rather have to eat food that’s been sitting out in the sun all day or food that’s been left in the fridge for a month?

4. Would you rather have to sleep on a mattress filled with crumbs and food stains or a pillow filled with hair and dead skin cells?

5. Would you rather have to lick the bottom of a shoe that’s been worn all day or the rim of a toilet seat in a public restroom?

6. Would you rather have to clean a litter box without gloves or pick up dog poop with your bare hands?

7. Would you rather have to wash dishes with your hands in cold, greasy water or clean a bathtub full of hair and soap scum?

8. Would you rather have to drink water from a garden hose that’s been sitting outside for days or from a cup that hasn’t been washed in weeks?

9. Would you rather have to eat a meal made entirely of leftovers from strangers’ plates or a meal made from expired canned food?

10. Would you rather have to use a towel that hasn’t been washed in months or a toilet paper roll that’s been sitting in a public restroom?

11. Would you rather have to clean out a fridge full of expired food or a sink full of dishes that haven’t been washed for weeks?

12. Would you rather have to smell someone else’s sweaty gym clothes or someone else’s smelly shoes?

13. Would you rather have to eat food that’s been dropped on the floor of a subway station or food that’s been sitting in a trash can?

14. Would you rather have to clean a public restroom without gloves or a kitchen sink full of dirty dishes with your bare hands?

15. Would you rather have a passionate encounter on a rooftop overlooking the city skyline or in a hidden alcove of an ancient castle?

Gross sexual would you rather questions

The following are some gross sexual  would you rather questions:

1. Would you rather have sex blindfolded or handcuffed using dirty socks?

2. Would you rather have sex with someone who has a foot fetish or someone who has a fetish for licking armpits?

3. Would you rather have sex with someone who wants to role-play as a vampire or as a slimy slug?

4. Would you rather have sex in a library filled with cockroaches or in a lingerie store with a mold infestation?

5. Would you rather have sex with someone who wants to use rotten food during foreplay or someone who wants to use rusty nails as toys?

6. Would you rather have sex in a hot air balloon filled with flatulent passengers or on a private jet with a leaky sewage system?

7. Would you rather have sex with someone who wants to watch grotesque horror porn together or someone who wants to read graphic medical textbooks together?

8. Would you rather have sex in a candlelit room filled with rancid cheese or under the stars surrounded by swarms of mosquitoes?

9. Would you rather have sex with someone who wants to use handcuffs made of rusty metal or someone who wants to use silk scarves soaked in vomit for bondage?

10. Would you rather have sex in a medieval castle infested with rats or in a futuristic spaceship filled with alien goo?

11. Would you rather have sex with someone who wants to incorporate slimy slugs or someone who wants to incorporate maggots into the experience?

12. Would you rather have sex in a luxury hotel suite with bed bugs or in a secluded cabin in the woods with a family of raccoons?

13. Would you rather have sex with someone who wants to use expired fish oil as massage oil or someone who wants to use fermented tofu as whipped cream?

14. Would you rather have sex in a romantic garden overrun with cockroaches or in a private beach cabana infested with sand fleas?

15. Would you rather have sex with someone who wants to explore tantric practices with sewage as a backdrop or someone who wants to explore tantric yoga covered in slime?

Gross would you rather questions for couples

The following are some gross would you rather questions for couples:

1. Would you rather have a partner who never brushes their teeth or a partner who never showers?

2. Would you rather have sex in a room filled with spiders or a room filled with cockroaches?

3. Would you rather have your partner fart loudly every time they orgasm or have them accidentally spit in your mouth during a passionate kiss?

4. Would you rather have a partner who constantly burps in your face or a partner who picks their nose and eats it?

5. Would you rather have your partner’s feet smell like cheese or their armpits smell like rotten eggs?

6. Would you rather have your partner constantly talk about their bodily functions during sex or have them belch uncontrollably during intimate moments?

7. Would you rather have sex in a bed infested with bedbugs or on a couch covered in mold?

8. Would you rather have your partner drool excessively while kissing or have them sweat profusely during cuddling?

9. Would you rather have your partner accidentally sneeze in your face during foreplay or accidentally spit food on you while eating?

10. Would you rather have your partner’s breath smell like onions all the time or have them constantly have a runny nose?

11. Would you rather have sex in a room with a foul odor or in a room with an annoying buzzing fly?

12. Would you rather have your partner constantly clear their throat loudly or have them chew with their mouth open during meals?

13. Would you rather have your partner accidentally pass gas during a romantic dinner or have them burp loudly in front of your friends?

14. Would you rather have your partner always leave dirty tissues lying around or have them leave dirty dishes in the sink for days?

15. Would you rather have your partner’s hair be constantly greasy or have them constantly scratch themselves in public?

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Gross would you rather questions to ask a girl

The following are some gross would you rather questions to ask a girl:

1. Would you rather accidentally swallow a bug while eating or step on a slug with bare feet?

2. Would you rather have to lick a dirty sidewalk or drink water from a puddle on the street?

3. Would you rather have your hair caught in a chewing gum or in a bird’s nest?

4. Would you rather have to clean a public restroom with your bare hands or eat food that fell on 

the floor of a crowded subway?

5. Would you rather have to wear dirty socks for a week or not brush your teeth for a week?

6. Would you rather have a runny nose constantly or have to pick your nose in public?

7. Would you rather accidentally sneeze on someone’s face or have someone sneeze directly into your mouth?

8. Would you rather have to eat a spoonful of mayonnaise or a spoonful of mustard mixed with ketchup?

9. Would you rather have to use a public toilet without toilet paper or without soap to wash your hands afterward?

10. Would you rather have to wear a shirt soaked in sweat or a shirt stained with food grease?

11. Would you rather have to walk barefoot on a dirty kitchen floor or in a muddy backyard?

12. Would you rather have to drink a glass of milk past its expiration date or a glass of water with visible debris floating in it?

13. Would you rather have to clean a toilet with your toothbrush or a bathtub with your hairbrush?

14. Would you rather have to eat a meal prepared by someone with unwashed hands or by someone who sneezed into the food accidentally?

15. Would you rather have to share a toothbrush with a stranger or share a towel with someone who just finished exercising?

Gross would you rather questions to ask a guy

The following are some gross would you rather questions to ask a guy:

1. Would you rather have to fish out a piece of food from a stranger’s mouth or drink from a cup with a cigarette butt floating in it?

2. Would you rather have to taste a used tissue or suck on a dirty sock?

3. Would you rather have to clean a toilet bowl with your bare hands or lick the bathroom floor clean?

4. Would you rather have to eat a spoonful of moldy cheese or a spoonful of expired yogurt?

5. Would you rather have to wear underwear that’s been worn for a week straight or socks that have been soaked in sweat for a day?

6. Would you rather have to eat a burger made from mystery meat or a sandwich filled with bugs?

7. Would you rather have to clean out a clogged drain filled with hair and soap scum or handle a pile of used tissues?

8. Would you rather have to drink a glass of water filled with dead flies or a glass of soda with cigarette ash floating in it?

9. Would you rather have to brush your teeth with soap or wash your face with toilet water?

10. Would you rather have to eat a handful of raw onions or a spoonful of garlic paste?

11. Would you rather have to wear a shirt stained with someone else’s sweat or pants stained with someone else’s urine?

12. Would you rather have to use a public restroom without toilet paper or without running water to wash your hands afterward?

13. Would you rather have to clean a public restroom with your toothbrush or a bus stop bench with your tongue?

14. Would you rather have to eat food that’s been dropped on the floor of a public restroom or food that’s been sitting out in the sun for hours?

15. Would you rather have to walk barefoot through a field of cow manure or through a pile of garbage?

In A Nutshell:

Before you go, why not share some of your favorite gross ‘Would You Rather’ questions with friends and family? Spark lively debates, uncover hidden quirks, and strengthen bonds through the power of laughter and imagination. Remember, the fun never has to stop when you have a treasure trove of absurdities at your fingertips. So, gather your crew, dive back in, and let the good times roll. Who knows what hilarious or downright bizarre scenarios you’ll stumble upon next? The adventure continues, and the choice is yours to make. Let’s keep the excitement alive – together!

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