70+ Dirty valentine’s day quotes (naughty, nasty, sexy and horny edition -2024)

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By: Naveen B

Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to express your love to your special someone. But what if you want to take it up a notch and make things a little naughtier and dirtier?

If you’re looking for something a little spicy to express your love this Valentine’s Day, then you’ve come to the right place.

We’ve compiled a list of the naughtiest, nastiest, and horniest dirty Valentine’s Day quotes to send your partner that are sure to get pulses racing and make this Valentine’s Day extra special. 

Whether you’re looking for a naughty quote to make your partner blush or a steamy one-liner to make their heart beat faster, we’ve got you covered. So, get ready to spice things up this Valentine’s Day with our dirty Valentine’s Day quotes.


70+ Dirty valentine’s day quotes

The following is a list of dirty valentine’s day quotes:

1.”Arousing you arouses me.” – Happy valentine’s day my love.

2. “Your kisses are my drug of choice.”

3. “I’m addicted to the way you make me feel.”

4. “I want to feel your body pressed against mine.”

5. “I’m in my bed, you’re in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.”

6. “Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.”

7. “I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile.” – Happy valentine’s day sweetheart.

8.  “I don’t just want to be inside of you, I want to be a part of you.”

9. “Tonight I want to be the reason you can’t keep your hands off of me.”

10. “I want to make you so wet, you forget your own name.”

11. “I want you to make me feel alive.”

12. “I want to be the pleasure that takes you to your limits.”

13. “Nothing turns me on more than you.”

14. “I want to feel all of you, everywhere.” 

15. “My hands can’t wait to explore every inch of you.” – Happy valentine’s day love.

Also read: 100 Naughty valentines day quotes for him or her


Funny dirty valentines day quotes

Here are a few of the funny dirty valentines day quotes:

1. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m glad I’m not single, and neither are you! So, let’s make this night full of screams and moans ” 

2. “I’m not exactly a saint, but I’m willing to sin with you” – Happy valentine’s day love

3. “Let’s get together and make some bad decisions”

5. “If you can’t handle me at my kinkiest, then you don’t deserve me at my freaky best” 

6. “I’m not a tease, I just know how to get what I want”

7. “If I said you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me?”

8. “Let’s get naughty and save Santa the trip!”

9. “I don’t need a bed, I have a desk and a very dirty mind”

10. “I’m not a player, I’m just a master of seduction”

11. “Let’s get naked and do bad things”

12. “I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality you can’t handle”

13. “Let’s just take off our clothes and do something that’s not legal in most states” 

14. “Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left”

15. “My sheets are always hot and ready for you” – Happy valentine’s day

Also read: 50+ Sarcastic valentines day quotes funny edition


Naughty and Dirty valentine quotes

Here is a list of some Naughty, nasty, Valentine’s day dirty quotes:

1. “You can’t handle me even if I come with instructions.”

2. “I’m aching for something real and long lasting.”

3. “You have no idea what I can do with my mouth.” – Happy valentine’s day

4. “I’m gonna make you moan so loud, they’ll hear it in the next county.”

5. “I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to control myself.”

6. “I want to do bad things with you.”

7. “I’m gonna make you feel things you’ve never felt before.”

8. “Let’s explore each other’s bodies and see what kind of trouble we can get into.”

9. “I’m gonna take you to a place you’ve never been before.”

10. “Let’s make each other feel so good that it’s hard to walk away.”

Also read: 100+ Love quotes for valentine’s day for husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, family, friends and for self love

Dirty valentines day quotes for him

These are a few dirty valentines day quotes for him:

1. “I’m not a slut, I’m just a girl with a wild imagination”

2. “I’m not a prostitute, but you can pay me in kisses”

3. “I’m not a tease, I just know what guys like”

4. “If you want to make me horny, just whisper a few naughty words in my ear”

5. “I don’t do one-night stands, but I do do naughty all-nighters”

6. “I’m not a virgin, but I can still surprise you”

7. “I’m not a sex toy, but I can still make you feel good”

8. “The way to my heart is through my zipper”

9. “You can call me anything you want, as long as it’s arouses me”

10. “Your tongue is like a magic wand, it can make me do anything”

11. “My panties are like a roller coaster, they take you on a wild ride”

12. “My body is a playground and you are the only one who can play”

13. “Let’s get kinky and make our own rules”

14. “Wanna come over and play doctor? I’ll be the sexy nurse”

15. “My body is an amusement park, and you are the only one who can ride it”

Also read: 30 Heart touching valentines day quotes for him

Dirty valentines day quotes for her

Here are some dirty valentines day quotes for her:

1. “I’m not going to lie. I want you, and I’ve wanted you since the first night we met.”

2. “I don’t know if you’re a fantasy or if you’re real, but I don’t care. I’m never letting you go.”

3. “The only rule is don’t be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.”

4. “I’m thinking about tearing your clothes off and having my way with you.”

5. “I don’t think you understand how hard it is for me to keep my hands off of you.” – Happy valetne’s day my sexy girl

6. “I want you to look into my eyes and see everything I’m feeling for you.”

7. “If you want me, earn me.”

8. “I’m not scared of you, I’m scared of what you make me want to do.”

9. “I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.”

10. “If you don’t kiss me now, I’m going to have to jump you.” 

11. “I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes.”

12. “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.”

13. “I’m gonna make you feel things you never felt before.”

14. “I find the way you move so alluring, I can’t take my eyes off you.”

15. “I want to do very bad things with you.” – Happy valentine’s day honey.

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