70 Anti valentines day quotes from funny to serious for singles and broken heart couples

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By: Naveen B

As the days of love and romance come to a close, some of us find ourselves feeling a bit lost and a bit lonely.

For those of us who don’t quite fit in with the commercialized love-fest that is Valentine’s Day, there is solace to be found in anti Valentines Day quotes!

This collection of anti Valentine’s Day quotes is perfect for anyone who’s feeling a little jaded or bitter about the holiday.

Whether you’re single and looking for a new perspective or in a relationship and want to debunk some of the myths of romantic love, these quotes provide a healthy dose of reality. Keep reading!


70 Anti valentines day quotes

The following is a great list anti valentines day quotes:

1.”Roses are red. Violets are blue. wine is cheaper than dinner for two.”

2. “My heart is my own and I’m not sharing it.” -Happy anti valentines day

3. “You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.”

4. “Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”

5. “The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.”

6. “I’m not a fan of forced relationships.”

7. “I’m not a romantic, I’m a realist.”

8.  “I’m single because I was born that way.” – Happy anti valentine’s day

9. “Love is like a game of chess, one false move and you’re mated.”

10. “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”

11. “I don’t need a partner to be happy.”

12. “A broken heart is the worst form of poverty.”

13. “Having a broken heart is better than having no heart at all.”

14. “My love life is like a joke that nobody laughs at.”

15. “Love means never having to say you’re sorry.”

16. “Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.”

17. “I’d rather be single and lonely than in a relationship and miserable.”

18. “Being single has its advantages, no one can break your heart.”

19. “I don’t need a prince or princess, I just need some peace and quiet.”

20. “I’m not looking for a knight in shining armor, I’m looking for a gentleman in street clothes.”

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Best Anti Valentine’s day quotes

Here are some of the best anti valentine’s day quotes:

1. “I don’t need a special day to remind me that I’m single and alone.” -Happy anti valentines day

2. “I’m not a fan of roses and chocolates. I’m a fan of freedom and independence.”

3. “My heart is broken and I’m not apologizing for it.”

4. “I don’t need a partner to make me happy, I make my own happiness.”

5. “I’m not searching for love, I’m searching for inner peace.”

6. “I don’t need a valentine, I need a friend.”

7. “Love isn’t always enough, I need understanding and respect too.”

8. “My heart might be broken, but I’m not giving up on  myself.”

9. “I’m not looking for someone to complete me, I’m learning to complete myself.”

10. “Being single isn’t a curse, it’s an opportunity to find myself.”

11. “Loneliness is a part of life, but it doesn’t have to be a permanent one.”

12. “You can’t find true love if you don’t love yourself first.”

13. “I’m not waiting for someone to save me, I’m saving myself.”

14. “Valentine’s Day doesn’t define my worth, I define my worth.”

15. “I’m not looking for my other half, I’m looking for my whole self.”

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Funny anti valentines day quotes

These are a few of the Single funny anti valentines day quotes:

1.  “I’m single and ready to mingle… with my Netflix account.”

2.  “I don’t need a partner to be happy, I’ve got a box of chocolates.”

3. “I’m not single, I’m romantically challenged.”

4. “I don’t need a Valentine, I need a vacation.”

5. “Single and ready to mingle – on my own terms!”

6. “I’m not single, I’m saving myself for me.”

7. “I’m too awesome to be tied down to one person.”

8. “I’m not anti-love, I’m just pro-me!”

9.  “My relationship status? Netflix and chill.” 

10. “Yay! I’m single and ready to jingle!” 

11. “Single and not looking to mingle.” 

12. “Love is a four-letter word I’m not ready to spell.” 

13. “I’m not single, I’m in a long-term relationship with fun and freedom.” 

14. “My heart is taken but I’m still available for pizza.” 

15. “I’m too fabulous to settle for anything less than butterflies.”

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Happy Anti valentine day quotes and sayings

Here is a list of some happy anti valentines day quotes sayings:

1. “Romance is for the weak-minded.”

2. “Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”

3. “Love is a battlefield, and I don’t want to fight.”

4. “I’m better off alone than in a relationship of misery.”

5. “I don’t need a partner, I need a miracle.”

6. “My heart is a fortress and no one can get in.”

7. “It takes two to tango, but I’d rather stay solo.”

8. “Relationships are chains and I’m not looking for a prison.”

9. “The best way to avoid heartache is to avoid love altogether.”

10. “Romance is nothing but a distraction from life’s real problems.”

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11. “My love life is like a joke that nobody laughs at.”

12. “A broken heart is the worst form of poverty.”

13. “Love is a game of chance, and I’m not willing to take the risk.”

14. “I’d rather be lonely than surrounded by fake love.”

15. “I’m not looking for a happily ever after, I’m looking for happily ever now.”

16. “I’d rather be single and free than in a relationship and trapped.”

17. “Love is a drug, and I’m not willing to get addicted.”

18. “Love is a gamble, and I’m not willing to roll the dice.”

19. “With love comes pain, and I’m not willing to suffer.”

20. “I’d rather be single than settle for less than I deserve.”

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