100 Funny Halloween Captions That’ll Haunt Your Social Feed [2023]

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By: Naveen B

It’s that time of year again where people are dressing up in spooky costumes and going out to Halloween parties.

If you’re like me, you’re always looking for something funny to put on your social media profiles like Instagram, Tiktok, Twitter and Facebook. 

Halloween is a time to be spooky, scary, and humorous all at the same time. So, why not celebrate with some hilarious and funny Halloween captions?

Here are 100 funny Halloween captions that you can use in a clever way to make your friends, family, partner and followers laugh; especially on Instagram.

100 Funny Halloween Captions


The following is a list of Halloween captions funny:

1. Never fully dressed without a wand.

2. Wishes can’t come true because the witch is already here.

3. My boo is my ghost so I have an excuse to stay out late on October 31st.

4. Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!

5. It’s not about who’s naughty or nice, it’s all about what size your costume is!

6. Stay out of the graveyard if you don’t want to get scared!

7. A little bat never hurt anybody.

8. Witches are misunderstood creatures, just like cats and bats!

9. Trick-or-treaters beware: Jack O’Lanterns are watching your every move.

10. Happy Halloween from one Spider Woman to another!


11. If ghosts were alive they would be following me.

12. There’s nothing scarier than being alone in the dark…unless you’re wearing these glasses.

13. Zombies live up to their name this time of year and try to bite anyone in sight!

14. These costumes are haunted with laughter for some very spooky fun!

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Funny Halloween Instagram Captions


Here is a list of Funny halloween captions for instagram (Best for Insta or IG Pictures):

15. Grab a pumpkin, it’s time for some spookin’.

16. Ghouls, goblins, black cats…what more could anyone ask for?

17. The best things in life come when we least expect them!


19. The best Halloween party ever was when I got lost in the woods and found myself at home.

20. Don’t walk under any ladders today.

21. They say beggars can’t be choosers but there will always be plenty of trick-or-treat goodies for me!

22. It’s hard to tell which way is up when everything around you looks sideways!

23. What does a zombie wear to bed? Dead pajamas!

24. Try not to fall into any open graves tonight because those zombies might follow us back home again tomorrow night instead of staying where they belong in the ground.


25. Be careful while walking through the shadows of darkness – anything could jump out at you!

26. Monsters take over our homes during this season and act like they own the place.

27. We’ll turn off all our lights tonight so people know there are monsters among us!

28. Don’t be fooled by a single Jack o’ Lantern; save yourself by staying away from ALL spiders no matter how cute they seem to be!

29. As long as I’m in a costume, everyone’s scared of me!

30. Trick-or-treating is the worst part of Halloween because you have to actually talk to strangers.

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Funny Halloween captions with friends


The following are some of the hilarious and funny halloween captions with friends:

31. You can’t scare me, I’m an expert when it comes to horror films!

32. I’m ready for any ghoul that tries to interrupt my evening!

33. All of my friends are either vampires or witches and so I’m prepared for the best Halloween yet!

34.Be sure to knock first before entering any unknown houses this evening because they may not have candy inside!

35. With the holiday only a day away, it’s time to figure out your costume!

36. I’m getting really excited for Halloween because I get to see my best friend from high school!

37. Who are you going to be this year?

38. I’m feeling a bit silly so this is probably the perfect time to dress up as a monster and haunt the neighbors!

39. I love Halloween because it means that Christmas is right around the corner!

40. Why can’t I be someone spooky like a vampire or witch?

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Funny Halloween captions for couples

These are some Funny couple halloween captions:

41. Trick-or-treaters need to watch out for Jack o’ lanterns, they’re hiding everywhere!

42. The best part about being on the other side of town is that we don’t have to worry about trick-or-treaters coming by unannounced!

43. It feels amazing to take over the whole house with decorations while not even having to go outside!

44. There is nothing more satisfying than watching people become absolutely terrified of a fake spider in their house

45. When you have nothing better to do, put on some makeup and go as your favorite TV character.

46. It doesn’t feel like Halloween until I’ve seen at least one person dressed up in costume.

47. You better not scream in my ear, or else you’ll get another trick for free!

48. Trick or treaters are most welcome at my house, but remember: don’t take any treats unless you’re willing to take a treat.

49. It’s really hard being single when all your friends are coupled up with someone they love on Halloween night.

50. I like what I see – are you going as dead?

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Funny Halloween pics with captions

The following is a list of some more Funny halloween picture captions:

51. Happy Halloween from me…to me…from me…to me.

52. What’s this? It looks like someone forgot their costume at home!

53. If I had my way, we would spend every day of the year celebrating Halloween instead of just one day!

54. Are you ready to eat some spooky cookie?

55. If you knock on my door tonight, be prepared to tell me a scary story before getting a piece of candy.

56. The scariest thing about Halloween isn’t waiting for a kid who knocks on your door expecting candy.

57. It’s waiting for the sound of your own footsteps outside while trick-or-treating yourself!

58. One way to keep your pumpkin from getting smashed on Halloween night is to sleep with it under your pillow.

59. I’m not superstitious but I am a little stitious!

60. It’s my favorite time of year: when I get to dress up like a silly old man for free!

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Funny halloween costume captions

Here are some of the best Funny halloween costume for photo captions:

61. All you need for some good ol’ fun are some friends, a great costume, and maybe some spooky props.

62. If you’re going as something that eats candy corn, don’t forget your teeth.

63. There are three things that scare me more than anything in this world: ghosts, heights, and spiders.

64. What do you mean, pumpkin?

65. The only thing scarier than one clown is a whole army of them.

66. I love dressing up on Halloween because then people stop being so serious all the time and start having some fun again!

67. Don’t tell them what you’re wearing until they open the door or they’ll just know how bad yours is by comparison!

68. The best part about being an adult is to be childish on Halloween night.

69. Trick or treat? Trick! You get no candy!

70. Where’s the nearest witch?

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Cute Halloween captions funny

These are a few Cute funny halloween captions:

71. I always keep a spare tooth in my pocket in case I meet a zombie tonight.

72. Which house is hosting the scariest party in town tonight?

73. A ghost wants to know how long he’s been dead.

74. One of the best parts about being a zombie is I don’t have to go to work today!

75. I want to be a vampire so I can get free movie tickets all day!

76. My costume consists of nothing but safety pins, because they are the only thing holding my body together after last night’s party!

77. The Pumpkin King has come out of his pumpkin patch for one night only and will return on Halloween next year – if we’re good!

78. Happy Halloween from Dracula: Foolish mortals!

79. You’ll never guess who came knocking at my door last night; it was death dressed as a clown and he gave me candy.

80. Trick or Treat, smell my feet; Give me something good to eat or I’ll turn these lights off.

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Happy halloween funny captions

Here is a list of happy halloween funny captions:

81. Walking down the street with pumpkin in hand, not a care in the world because it’s halloween ____

82. It was said that if one were to drink enough wine, they would start seeing ghosts on halloween.

83. If I don’t get at least a dozen candy bars, it’s not worth going trick or treating!

84. Oh my pumpkin, you’re so cute I could eat you up!

85. Don’t forget, if you see any vampires, tell them I said hello!

86. I’m not afraid of the dark, it’s just that I don’t like being scared by little kids.

87. If you can’t find me, I’m probably under the bed.

88. Just because I’m a witch doesn’t mean I can’t have fun!

89. I’m not going to miss Halloween, I’m going to miss all the candy that I wasn’t able to eat.

90. It’s not about being scary, it’s about being wacky!

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Best Funny captions for halloween for party with pumpkins, ideas, for guys and girls:

These are some of the best halloween party captions with pumpkins ideas for guys and girls:

91. I’m going to dress up like a pumpkin, but I’m not going to eat any of the seeds.

92. I’m not afraid of the dark, it’s just that I don’t like being scared by kids who are pretending to be monsters.

93. Trick or treat, but don’t forget to get something for me too!

94. Who run the world? Ghouls.

95. If you see me, be sure to give me a big hug!

96. Resting witch face.

97. If I don’t get at least a gallon of ice cream, it’s not worth going trick or treating!

98. I’m not afraid of the dark, it’s just that I don’t like the way it smells in the morning.

99. Witch better not catch you eating all my candy!

100. I’m not going to miss Halloween, I’m going to miss all the candy that I was able to eat and not get caught!

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  • Naveen B

    Experienced Psychology and philosophy Writer, self-help and relationship Coach and thought influencer. He has 7 years of experience in Personal development industry. His expertise as a self-help and relationship Coach has been highlighted through his articles in medium and substack to name a few. To be updated with his latest work, connect with him by following his social media accounts.

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Experienced Psychology and philosophy Writer, self-help and relationship Coach and thought influencer. He has 7 years of experience in Personal development industry. His expertise as a self-help and relationship Coach has been highlighted through his articles in medium and substack to name a few. To be updated with his latest work, connect with him by following his social media accounts.

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