100 Good Halloween Captions to Slay the Spooktacular Instagram Game [2023]

There’s no better way to celebrate Halloween than with some witty, clever, and spooky captions for your Instagram posts!

Whether you’re looking for something to make your friends laugh or to add a little bit of gravitas to your images, these 100 good Halloween captions are sure to do the trick.

From funny puns to sinister one-liners, This article got you covered. So get creative, and let your Halloween spirit run wild!

100 Good Halloween captions


Here is a list of good halloween captions that are spooktacular:

1. “Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…”

2. “Sorry, but no returning home this time.

3. “Don’t worry, this is just the beginning.”

4. “Welcome to the dark side.”

5. “You’ve been warned.”

6. “Be careful what you wish for.”

7. “You’re in for a treat. But witches are planning for some tricks.”

8. “Watch your step, when you enter into the spooky season.”

9. “The end is near.”

10. “It’s time to say goodbye.”


11. “You won’t see this coming.”

12. “Game over.” Halloween is here.

13. “You’re in for a nasty surprise.”

14. “Welcome to the Halloween world.”

15. “You’re about to enter the world of the dead.”

16.  There is a witch, lurkin’ in the dark.

17. Beware the dead of night.

18. Drink plenty of water and avoid dark places.

19. Beware of the candy that’s hiding in the shadows.

20. Covered in blood, eyes glowing in the dark.

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Good Halloween Instagram captions


If you are looking for some Good halloween insta captions, these are some of the catchy Good halloween captions for instagram (IG Edition):

1. Witches beware! We’re coming for you!

2. Don’t mess with us, we’re the scarecrows from hell!

3. We’ll be waiting for you in the dark, so be prepared to be scared!

4. “Ready for your trip to the dark side? #Halloween”

5. “Don’t forget to pack your broom and your cauldron. #Halloween”


6. “There’s nothing like a good old-fashioned witch hunt. #Halloween”

7. “Don’t knock on death’s door, it might already be open.”

8. “I’m not alive, but I’m scary enough to be deadly.”

9. It’s Spooky season! What do you like most about October? For me it’s horror movies, pumpkin pies and the Boo-tiful weather. Oh and of course dressing up with my favorite halloween costume.

10. If there’s one thing witches know, it’s how to brew a potent potion!

Also read: 500+ Halloween Instagram Captions that make your posts spooktacular (IG Edition 2022)

Scary Good captions for Halloween


Here is a list of scary good captions for halloween:

1. “Don’t worry, we’re here to keep you company.”

2. “Just waiting for the perfect moment to creep you out.”

3. “The best way to spend a Halloween night is by staying in.”

4. “We’re sure you’ll have a lot of fun with us here.”

5. “No one likes a scaredy cat.”


6. “We’re just waiting for you to start screaming.”

7. “Welcome to our spooky little home.”

8. “We’re just waiting for you to start making noise.”

9. “We’re going to make sure you have the best Halloween ever.”

10. “We’re going to make sure you have the best time ever.”

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Good captions for Halloween pictures

These are some good captions for halloween pictures for your spooky costume posts:

1. “Halloween is the best time of year because you can be whoever you want to be!”

2. “Don’t be afraid to be yourself – you’re the only one who can control how scary you look!”

3. “If you’re not scared, you’re not trying hard enough!”

4. “Scary things happen at night. Stay safe and stay scared!”

5. “If you’re not scared, you’re not paying attention!”


6. “Halloween is the time to be scared. Be scared for fun!”

7. “Scary things happen at night. Stay safe and stay spooky!”

8. “Be prepared for the scariest night of your life – Halloween!”

9. “If you’re not scared, you’re not alive!”

10. “Don’t be afraid to be different – be scary!”

Also read: 100 Halloween captions for pictures of spooky costume posts (on Insta, tiktok, facebook, twitter)


Good Halloween captions for couples

The following are some Good halloween couple captions:

1. Why do we need tricks or treats when we have each other?

2. All I want for Halloween is you by my side.

3. I love you more than candy, and Halloween is the perfect excuse to show it.

4. Being with you is the best part of Halloween.

5. My love for you is the only thing that will keep me going through this spooky night.

6. If it weren’t for Halloween, I’d be lonely as a ghost.

7. One love, forever Halloween.

8. I’ll always be your pumpkin, candy corn, and cauldron all rolled into one.

9. With you by my side, nothing can scare me on Halloween.

10. Partners in Halloween crime, together we’ll conquer the night!

Also read: 100 Halloween captions for couples that will make your Instagram pictures go viral


Good Halloween captions for guys and girls

Here are some more good halloween captions for guys and girls:

1. “I’m not going as a ghoul, I’m going as my inner badass!”

2. “I’m the mistress of misdirection.”

3. “I love to brew my own potions!”

4. You have got me under your spell.

5. Keep calm and carry on, my undead self.

6. “I’ll be the life and death of your party!”

7. “I’ll haunt your dreams.”

8. Mischief and mayhem, my favorite things!

9.  Each and every day, I’m one step closer to becoming a vampire.

10. “I am the walking dead, and I love it!”

Also read: 100 Funny Halloween Captions (for Instagram, friends, couples and family)


Good Halloween party captions for Instagram

The following is a great list of good halloween party captions for instagram:

1. My Broomstick runs on point.

2. Eat, drink, and be merry because tomorrow we all die.

3. It was a graveyard smash!

4. I love drinking blood and eating brains!

5. Dancing with the dead!


6. Booze, blood, and guts!

7. I’m a walking deathtrap!

8. I’m the undead party queen!

9. Let’s get slaughtered!

10. I’m the scariest thing to ever walk the earth.

11. Devils or angels? I’m an undead demon!

12. Let’s get Halloween-y!

13. I’m a walking death wish!

14. Nevermore!

15. Now that’s a halloween party!

Also read: 70 Halloween party captions (with friends, family, couples Instagram Edition)


Good Halloween post captions

Here are some good halloween post captions for pictures (Witch Edition):

1. “If you want to find a witch, search for a broom.”

2. “If you want to make a witch mad, ask her for a lightbulb.”

3. “Witches work best when they have a coven of their own.”

4. “If you give a witch a penny, she’ll turn you into a mouse.”

5. “If you want to catch a witch, put a spell on her broom.”

6. “Witches love to fly on brooms, because they know how to get over any obstacle.”

7. “Witches don’t need husbands, they have spells.”

8. “If you want to know what a witch is up to, just look at her broom.” 

9. “I’m a witch, not a hag!”

10. “All Treats come with a price.” so, it’s better to wish for tricks.

Also read: 100+ Scary captions for Instagram (Halloween Edition)


Halloween good night captions 2022

These are a few of the best halloween good night captions for 2022:

1. “Happy Halloween! Wishing you a spook-tacular evening!”

2. “Good night, sweet prince. Have a safe Halloween!”

3. Witching you a happy Halloween Night!

4. “Have a Boo-tiful Halloween!”

5. “May your Halloween be full of scares and surprises!”

6. “Happy Halloween! Have a safe and frightfully fun night!”

7. “Halloween is the night of the living dead, so have a safe and fun night!”

8. Nightmares and fun, that’s what Halloween is all about!

9. Devils, angels, spiders, pumpkins, witches, bitches, and goblins, this Halloween, it’s all about you!

10. Loved ones, I have to go out on a scary Halloween but I’ll be back to haunt you soon!

Also read: 100+ Witch captions for Instagram that leave you bewitched (Halloween Edition)

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