These 79 Funny Common Sense Questions And Answers Will Make You LOL!

By: Naveen B

Life is full of mysteries, but sometimes the most perplexing ones are the ones that make us laugh.

In a world that often takes itself seriously, it’s important to embrace the lighter side of things and indulge in a good dose of humor.

That’s why in this blog post we’ve covered 79 funny common sense questions and answers that are sure to tickle your funny bone.

From pondering the quirks of everyday life to questioning the absurdities of behavior, these common sense questions will challenge your thinking while leaving you in stitches.

We believe that laughter, and way to some humor into your day than with these hilarious common sense questions?

Whether you’re looking to laugh or simply want to test your wit, these funny common sense questions are guaranteed to entertain and brighten your day.

So, buckle up and prepare to unleash your sense of humor as we dive into the world of funny common sense questions with answers that will leave you grinning from ear to ear.

79 Funny common sense questions and answers

The following is a list of funny common sense questions and answers:

1. Why can’t a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

Answer: Because he is still alive.

2. for a man in California to marry his widow’s sister?

Answer: No, because he is dead.

3. How many birthdays does the average man have?

Answer: Just one. Every other day is an anniversary of that birthday.

4. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

Answer: All of them.

5. Can a California resident be buried in Texas?

Answer: Not if they’re still alive.

6. If you had only a match and entered a room in which there was a lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?

Answer: The match.

7. How far can a dog run into the woods?

Answer: Halfway. After that, he’s running out of the woods.

8. What was the President’s name in 1975?

Answer: The same as it is now.

9. How many two-cent stamps are there in a dozen?

Answer: There are 12.

10. You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Answer: Second place.

11. What can you catch but not throw?

Answer: A cold.

12. What goes up and never comes down?

Answer: Your age.

13. What has keys but can’t open locks?

Answer: A piano.

14. What kind of room has no doors or windows?

Answer: A mushroom.

15. What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?

Answer: A palm.

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16. What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

Answer: A stamp.

17. What has a neck but no head?

Answer: A bottle.

18. What gets bigger the more you take away?

Answer: A hole.

19. What is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?

Answer: Silence.

20. What can run but can’t walk?

Answer: Water.

21. What is at the end of a rainbow?

The letter “w”.

22. If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?

Answer: Nine!

23. What gets wetter the more it dries?

Answer: A towel.

24. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Answer: Fsh.

25. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

Answer: He can sleep at night.

Also read: 30+ Tricky common sense questions with trick answers that make you think


Common sense funny questions with answers

Here are some more funny common sense questions with answers:

26. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Answer: Because they make up everything!

27. What did one wall say to the other wall?

Answer: “I’ll meet you at the corner!”

28. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

Answer: They don’t have the guts!

29. How do you weigh a millennial?

Answer: In Instagrams!

30. What did one hat say to the other hat?

Answer: “You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!”

31. Why did the tomato turn red?

Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing!

32. What did the ocean say to the shore?

Answer: Nothing, it just waved!

33. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

Answer: In case he got a hole in one!

34. How does a penguin build its house?

Answer: Igloos it together!

35. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?

Answer: Because he was always spotted!

36. Why don’t ants get sick?

Answer: Because they have little anty-bodies!

37. How do you make a tissue dance?

Answer: You put a little boogie in it!

Also read: 45 Brain riddles and common sense questions for kids with answers


Hilarious and Fun common sense questions

Here is a list of some fun common sense questions and answers:

38. Why did the math book look sad?

Answer: Because it had too many problems!

39. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Answer: Frostbite!

40. How do you make holy water?

Answer: You boil the hell out of it!

41. What do you call fake spaghetti?

Answer: An impasta!

42. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

Answer: Because they might crack up!

43. do you call a bear with no teeth?

Answer: A gummy bear!

44. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

Answer: A thesaurus!

45. How does a train eat?

Answer: It goes chew chew!

46. How do you catch a fish without a fishing pole?

Answer: With your bare hands!

47. How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Answer: I’ll tell you tomorrow!

48. What do you call a cow that can’t produce milk?

Answer: An udder failure!

49. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Answer: Because then they would be bagels!

50. You’re riding an electric train at 90mph moving north with the wind blowing east at 15 mph. Which way does the smoke blow?

Answer: There is no smoke. It’s an electric train. 

Also read: 50 Common sense test questions and quiz questions with answers


Tricky Funny common sense questions with answers

The following are a funny common sense questions and answers are in below:

51. If two vegans get into an argument, is it still considered a beef?

52. If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can they still hear their headphones?

53. If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat’s back?

54. Why don’t ants get into the theater?

55. What kind of shoes do spies wear?

56. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

57. How do you make a lemon stop rolling down a hill?

58. Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

59. How do you make a fire smile?


51. Answer: No, it’s considered a “tempeh-tantrum”!

52. Answer: No, they’re too busy breaking the sound barrier!

53. Answer: They both spin indefinitely in mid-air!

54. Answer: Because they prefer anthill-estry!

55. Answer: Sneakers!

56. Answer: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

57. Answer: Squeeze its lemon brakes!

58. Answer: They’re shellfish!

59. Answer: You use a matchstick!

Also read: 50 Questions About Common Sense with answers on the underlying reasoning behind our everyday knowledge

Funny common sense questions for fun

Here is a list of funny common sense questions without answers:

60. Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

61. If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while performing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

62. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

63. If a man says something in the middle of the forest and there are no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?

64. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

65. If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless?

66. Why do they call it a building if it’s already built?

67. Why is the alphabet in the order it is? Couldn’t we rearrange it to make more sense?

68. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

69. Why do they call it a TV set when there’s only one?

70. If you’re traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

Also read: 50 Common sense trivia questions and answers

71. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

72. If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress?

73. If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

74. Why do they call it a hot water heater when the water is already hot?

75. If someone tells you that they’re a chronic liar, would you believe them?

76. If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?

77. If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can they hear their own playlist?

78. Why do we drive on the parkway but park in the driveway?

79. If you fail at something, and no one is around to witness it, did it really happen?

Hope the above list of funny common sense questions made you to think and realize about something you never though in such perspective.

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