100+ Very Humorous And Funny questions that make you think twice

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By: Naveen B

Funny questions that make you think are great to ask at any time to either lighten the mood or just because you can. If you’re running out of things to say and need to fill the air with some much-needed humor.

You can ask any time to bring some much-needed fun and laughter into the situation.

So without further ado, here’s the list of 100+ Silly, humorous and funny questions that make you think twice


Funny questions that make you think

The following is a great list of very Humorous and funny questions that make you think:

1. If introverts and extroverts were batteries, which one would last longer and why?

2. Why do we have to keep pressing the elevator button repeatedly? Does it think we’re playing a game of Simon Says?

3. If escalators were stairs, would they be called “up-down-stairs” or “never-ending-stairs”?

4. Why does the shower curtain always try to escape the bathtub? Is it claustrophobic or just wants to see the world? ‍♀️

5. If plants could talk, would they gossip about the people who water them?

6. Why do we say “rest in peace” at funerals? Shouldn’t we be saying “party hard” to send them off with a bang? ?

7. If silence is golden, why is everyone always talking? ️

8. Why do we need to keep reminding ourselves to breathe? Isn’t it kind of an important function to just do automatically? ?

9. If wrinkles are a sign of wisdom, why do we try to get rid of them?

10. Why do we have to wait in line to use the bathroom? Shouldn’t it be first come, first pee? ‍♀️

11. Why do we say “hello” when we’re answering the phone? Shouldn’t we be saying “goodbye” since we’re ending the silence?

12. If the opposite of attract is repel, what is the opposite of Netflix and chill?

13. Why do we call it “beauty sleep” when we usually look like a mess in the morning? ‍♀️

14. Why do we have to pay for things we haven’t even used yet, like bills? Shouldn’t we pay as we go, like at a buffet?

15. Why do we say “break a leg” when we wish someone good luck? Shouldn’t we say “don’t break a leg”?

16. If you’re lost in the woods and you see a fork in the road, should you take it?

17. Why do we put keys on rings when they’re the one thing we’re always losing?

18. Why do we call it “spring cleaning” when we usually just move the dirt from one place to another?

19. Why do we have to wait in line at the DMV when everything we do there could be done online?

20. Why do we say “bless you” when someone sneezes? Shouldn’t we be saying “stay healthy”?

21. If time flies, why is it always taking so long for the weekend to get here? ⏱️✈️

Funny Questions to ask people to make them think

These are a few more funny questions to ask people to make them think deep:

1. If Ctrl+Alt+Delete doesn’t fix my life, what’s the shortcut key for pizza and wine?

2. Why do we have to keep reminding Siri “I’m not talking to you” when our phones are literally glued to our ears?

3. Is it still considered multi-tasking if I’m scrolling through social media while pretending to work? Asking for a friend.

4. Why do we say “break a leg” for good luck? Shouldn’t we be saying “may your keyboard never freeze” or “may your internet connection always be strong”?

5. Can we please get vending machines that dispense apologies instead of snacks? My social anxiety could really use that.

6. Is it considered “adulting” if I can successfully fold a fitted sheet without swearing? Asking for a friend (again).

7. Why do laundry baskets magically multiply socks, but never their partners? Is there a parallel universe where all the missing socks live happily ever after?

8. If coffee is the fuel that gets us going in the morning, what’s the equivalent for procrastination? Asking for a research grant.

9. Why do elevators always open just as I reach for the stairs? Is there a tiny elevator gremlin who enjoys messing with me?

10. Is it considered “productive” if I spend all day organizing my to-do list instead of actually doing anything on it? Asking for a productivity expert.

11. Why do meetings always start with “Can everyone hear me?” when the answer is inevitably “No, you sound like you’re in a tin can.”

12. If introverts ruled the world, would meetings be replaced with hour-long email threads and everyone would be perfectly happy?

13. Why do we call it “adulting” when it mostly involves convincing ourselves that cereal for dinner is a balanced meal?

14. If plants can photosynthesize, can accountants caffeinize? Asking for a friend who may or may not have fallen asleep at their desk.

15. Why do we have expiration dates on food but not on bad decisions? Maybe that’s why I keep repeating the same ones.

16. Is it considered “exercise” if I spend all day running around after my to-do list like a hamster on a wheel? Asking for a fitness tracker.

17. Why do alarm clocks always go off five minutes before I’m supposed to wake up the universe with my snoring?

18. If Netflix is the king of procrastination, what’s the queen? Asking for a friend who may or may not be watching their fifth show in a row.

19. Why do we call it “adulting” when it mostly involves pretending to know what we’re doing? Asking for a therapist.

20. Why are Mondays always so Mondays?

21. If nobody likes Mondays, why do we keep calling it the “start of the week”? Shouldn’t it be the “dreadful return to the weekly grind” day?

22. If you could invent a new holiday, what would it be called and how would we celebrate? National Pizza Appreciation Day with mandatory pizza consumption? Yes, please!

23. Have you ever stopped to think about how weird it is that we all share the same planet but have completely different lives? Like, right now, someone is probably skydiving while you’re reading this…wearing nothing but a tutu.

Very Funny Questions That Make No Sense At All

The following is a list of very funny questions that make no sense at all:

1. “If I am not dead, why am I alive?”

2. Why is Moses’ brother called Aaron when he could are called Seven, Eight, or 9th? 

3. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

4. If all those psychics know what’s occurring to happen before it does, why are they still giving readings for money?

5. How do you know that there is only one God if there are many religions living today?

6. If you never lose anything will your nose always grow when you’re telling a lie, but disappear when you’re telling the truth?

7. Was an English woman named German?

8. Are you ready to consider 10 things that rhyme with orange?

9. I stayed up all night to figure out where the sun went; then it dawned on me! DO you know the reason for that?

10. what’s another word for Thesaurus?

11. Where do forest rangers persist on vacation?

12. Will we ever run out of circles?

13. Does the Guinness Book of World Records use punctuation in its titles and text?

14. If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they create TEFLON to keep on with the pan?

15. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

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Funny questions that make you think deeply

funny Questions that make you think deeply 100+ Very Humorous And Funny questions that make you think twice

Here are some funny questions that make you think deeply:

16. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

17. why abbreviated is such a protracted word?

18. If con is that the other of professional, what is the alternative of progress?

19. If flying is so safe, why do they call traffic Control?

20. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

21. When pet food gets old and begins to smell bad, why don’t dogs want to eat it anymore?

22. Is Disney World just a mouse removed from being Disneyland or vice versa?

23. Why aren’t elephants allowed to participate in trials on space missions?

24. Why is bra singular and panties plural?

25. What language do parrots speak?

26. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why can we still have monkeys and apes?

27. If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

28. Are there locks on palace bathroom stalls?

29. Whose cruel idea was public playgrounds for children anyway!?

30. Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids instead of asteroids? 

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Funny questions that make you think twice

The following are some Good funny questions that make you think twice:

31. Why do they put pictures of criminals up within the Post Office?

32. Why are they called apartments when they’re all stuck together?

33. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

34. If flying is so safe, why do planes have black boxes?

35. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

36. Which is correct, you’ll leave otherwise you will leave now?

37. Do illiterate people get the whole effect of Alphabet Soup?

38. Why is it that no matter what color bath you utilize the bubbles are always white?

39. Why doesn’t glue keep on with its container?

40. You inspect a mirror & see yourself reversed. Why isn’t life like that?

Also read: Stupid questions that make you think

Humorous questions that make you think

Here is a list of humorous questions that make you think twice:

1. Do I need to talk to myself, when I need expert advice?

2. If a bank is a place that will lend you money, then why can’t you prove that you don’t need it?

3. If at first, you don’t succeed, then is it better to destroy all evidence that you tried?

4. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

5. When you used to be indecisive, what are you not good at?

6. Is it fair when my son asked me what it’s like to be married so I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me?

7. Why do my friends think “I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.?”

8. Why does my introvert self thinks “I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.?”

9. Why do people say they slept type of a baby although babies rise every two hours?

10.”You look great today! Who knew yesterday would be such a difference maker?”

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Funny questions that make you think with answers

funny Questions that make you think with answers 100+ Very Humorous And Funny questions that make you think twice

Here is a great list of funny questions that make you think with answers:

1. When you were a kid, did you ever imagine what you would be when you grew up? -A lot of people, especially kids, go through a phase where they’re pretending to be something else other than themselves.

You may have been a fireman or policeman or even a teacher. And it’s not just for fun but also because we actually want to be those people as we think that doing those things will bring us fulfillment and happiness in life. And if not fulfilled, then at least happy.

2. When a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it create a sound? -You may have been wondering what kind of sound it makes if there’s no one around to hear it. 

Is there any noise at all or would it just fall silently? No one knows for sure so let’s leave that for another poll!

3. Is it possible to be allergic to time? -Well, yes, definitely if we go by what Newton said: time flies like an arrow and time waits for no one, and most importantly: time heals all wounds.

We do believe that time is a healer so we hope we aren’t allergic to it or something might not be right.

4. Does it hurt more to be stabbed in your finger or on your elbow? -Let’s hope it hurts more to be stabbed on your finger because that means it hurts less when you get stabbed on other parts of your body, right?

5. What does it mean when you dream about people you know? -Yes, what does it actually mean? Is it because you are thinking about them often or is it something else?

Does it affect their lives too, if they are dreaming about us, even though they don’t remember those dreams? That’s a lot of unanswered questions, isn’t it?

6. Why do our noses run and feet smell? -The obvious answer is that our feet sweat more than any other part of our body.

Thanks to which they stink but why do our noses run so much then if we take one step, two steps… *continues walking* … ten steps and there still is no end to walking.

7. Why does the bread get moldy? -The obvious answer to that is that bread turns into a brick after a while and all you can do with it is throw it away, burn it or eat it.

Some people might eat moldy bread but let’s leave them aside for now.

Why does it turn into a brick though?

And what about other foods like apples and cheese?

Don’t they start rotting too if we don’t eat them on time and leave them to spoil?

What does spoil mean anyway and how long will they stay good before going bad again.

These are some of those questions that we should keep asking ourselves until we find out their answers one way or another.

8. Do animals get bored? -Yes, we believe they do and you can see it in some of their behaviors and actions.

They start doing crazy things when they get bored which isn’t good for them at all and we humans also do crazy things when we get bored so it’s important to prevent boredom from creeping into our lives.

9. What happens if you keep repeating a word over and over again? -Now that sounds like fun.

Although, I don’t know how long one has to repeat a word for something unusual to happen or not to happen. But, hey! You gotta try it sometime before giving up on it completely because we all love surprises, right?

10. What would you do if you found a letter in your mailbox addressed to someone else? -Now that’s a mind-blowing question indeed.

We might be tempted to open it and read it anyway since it’s addressed to someone else who probably won’t notice it anyway but maybe, just maybe there will be some interesting stuff inside that letter.

How about sending them an anonymous reply? Or better yet, forward it on without opening it at all! Sounds like fun.

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Hilarious questions that make you think

11. Can you cry under water? -I don’t think anyone has actually tried to find out if it is possible to cry underwater or not but I would love to see a video of someone trying to do that! Haha.

Wouldn’t it be fun to see someone’s reaction when they couldn’t manage to cry underwater after all? They could always try having a big glass of water and trying again.

12. What is zero divided by zero? -Here is one of those mind-blowing questions that will keep your brain busy for quite some time, maybe even for an entire day.

What do you think happens when you divide something with nothing at all?

Zero divided by zero will always be zero, right? But what if it isn’t?What if dividing something with nothing at all gives us a different result.

Would that mean dividing anything with anything else can give us any result we like?! Isn’t that fun to think about?

13. Is it possible to tickle yourself? -I’m pretty sure everyone wants to know if it is possible to make themselves laugh by tickling themselves or not but no one seems to have found out yet.

We would also like to find out that answer ourselves, wouldn’t we?

14. Does time fly when you’re having fun? -Does time really pass faster when we’re enjoying ourselves or is it just a common misconception and we don’t actually notice that time has passed by because we were busy doing something we like to do?

Or maybe, it does fly when we are having fun? You probably can answer that question yourself if you think about it for a little while. So what do you think?

15. Does a tree falling in a forest make a sound if no one is around to hear it? – I wonder how often trees actually fall in forests and if anyone was there to witness them or not because I have yet to see or hear about a tree falling anywhere.

 So I’m guessing it doesn’t happen very often at all! But…what if someone did happen to be around when one of those rare events happened?! Would they still hear anything? That’s pretty funny, right?

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16. Is it ever too late to say sorry? -When it comes to apologies, there is probably no better timing than right now.

The longer you wait while saying something, the more uncomfortable things will become for both of you.  I’m pretty sure most people want to hear an apology as soon as possible but what if they don’t?! What would you do then?

Just keep waiting for them? That doesn’t sound like fun at all. It might be better just to let go and try again with someone else who is willing to listen. You might even end up having a blast during that next encounter. Who knows?

17. Does a dog have a belly button? -That is probably one of those questions that you don’t expect anyone to ask because it seems as if everyone knows for sure that dogs don’t have belly buttons.

But I wonder what happens if we cut a dog open and take a look for ourselves? Will we find a belly button?

That would be super interesting, right? I know I would really want to see that.  Hopefully, someone has tried it already so we can all learn from their experience. I’m quite curious.

18. Can you unboil an egg? -I would really like to know if it is possible to unboil an egg! If so, what is exactly happening inside there?! How does it work?

What chemical reactions happen? I think it’s pretty interesting. In my opinion, that’s way more exciting than an ordinary boiled egg. Which do you prefer, a cooked or uncooked one?

19. When is it ok to say no? -I wonder if it’s a good idea to learn when and when not to say no in certain situations?

I guess that would save you a lot of trouble in life. Especially in difficult times when everyone’s emotions are running high.

It can really make things worse if you don’t know how to deal with those situations properly, right? That seems important enough for me at least.

20. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? -If a person is afraid of something and they experience a traumatic event, will they be less afraid of that same thing in case they go through it again?

Like what happens when someone is too scared to go into their closet after one traumatic experience there. What happens if that same person gets dragged into there for another scary encounter?

 In my opinion, nothing should ever happen. If it did, I don’t think most people would want to try that again.

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21. Is there ever a moment when you can not tell if you are awake or asleep? -You know how it is, right?! Sometimes you feel so tired that everything around you seems surreal.

It’s almost like dreaming. And then at some point, you don’t know if things are real or not.

I guess that’s kind of weird for some people but it would be an interesting feeling at least to experience once in your life.

22. Why is it so hard to concentrate when you are tired? -I wonder if there is any logical explanation for why it’s so hard to concentrate when you’re really tired?

You know, like how it feels like your brain can’t process all that information. It makes me think that there should be something happening inside our brains at those times.

I guess we should look into what causes that feeling and find out more about what actually happens in our brains during those situations! It could help us solve other similar problems too I think.

23. Is there such a thing as too big of a gamble? -Is there such a thing as taking such a big risk that you might actually lose all your luck?

I don’t know if there is, but I’m pretty sure it would be an interesting idea for a movie or something. In my opinion, even taking a small risk can be enough to change your luck in life.

I guess we should all go out and do things that are slightly risky. It can have huge benefits in our lives! In addition to being fun too. So take risks, even when they seem big.

24. What would happen if you stopped breathing for 24 hours? -Is there any logical explanation for what might happen if you stopped breathing for one day?

Something like, how it could even cause brain damage?

I don’t know if it’s true or not but I would love to know why taking in oxygen is so important. It seems like something really vital in our lives. So let’s do some research and see if we can figure that out. That should be fun too.

25. Is there such a thing as knowing too much? -If we know too much, do we know everything?

That would be interesting if we did actually! I mean, why would we need anything else after that?

But I’m pretty sure there is no such thing as knowing everything so let’s just enjoy learning and trying to understand all those crazy things around us.

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Joke questions that make you think

Here is a list of joke questions that make you think:

  1. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

2. Can you cry under water?

3. Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

4. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

5. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

6. How can someone “draw a blank”?

7. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

8. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

9. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

10. Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

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Meme Questions that make you think

Here is a list of questions that make you think meme

1. Why do we say “This person has passed away” instead of “This person has died”?

2. Why are there no ‘B’ batteries?

3. How can something be “new” and “improved”? If it’s new, what was it improving on?

4. How is it possible to have “jumbo shrimp”?

5. Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

6. Why do you drive on the parkway, and park in the driveway?

7. Why do they call it a TV set when there is only one?

8. How can you call your mother by her first name?

9. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn’t grow in them?

10. What’s another word for synonym?

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Silly questions that make you think

Here is a list of silly questions that make you think:

1. Why do you have to “put your two cents in”… But it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?

2. Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

3. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

4. What disease did cure ham actually have?

5. How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

6. Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?

7. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

8. Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?

9. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

10. Why do “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing?

11. Why do “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?

12. Why do “tug” boats push their barges?

13. Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game” when we are already there?

14. Why are they called “stands” when they are made for sitting?

15. Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?

16. Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?

17. Why are a “wise man” and a “wise guy” opposites?

18. Why do “overlook” and “oversee” mean opposite things?

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