150 Most Funny questions to ask people to make every conversation a comedy show

Sometimes you can learn the most about someone by asking them questions that are thoughtful and provoking, but we all have the same old ones asked over and over again. 

These funny questions to ask people are fresh, interesting, and will help you get to know the person sitting across from you at lunch better than you’ve ever known anyone before. 

In this article you will explore a list of 100 funny questions to ask people that might seem strange or bizarre, but that’s exactly what makes them so funny.

100 Funny questions to ask people

The following is a great list of 100 Funny questions to ask people:

1. If your computer had a “Do Not Disturb” function, what outrageous noises would it make to deter distractions? (Imagine the printer spontaneously singing opera or the keyboard erupting in a disco beat.)

2. Why are stairwells always freezing, even in the sweltering summer? Are they haunted by fitness ghosts? (Maybe they’re secretly trying to motivate us to climb faster!)

3. Is there a secret society of grocery store shelf stockers who compete in Tetris-like tournaments to pack the shelves perfectly? (And do they award bonus points for balancing precariously on wobbly stepladders?)

4. Is the five-second rule really a scientific fact, or just a desperate plea for pizza survival? (Let’s be honest, who waits a whole five seconds?)

5. Why do traffic lights turn red the exact moment you reach the intersection, even if you were speeding like a bat outta you-know-where? (Is there a cosmic traffic light gremlin messing with us?)

6. Do introverts have secret theme songs that play in their heads during awkward social interactions? (Mine is definitely “Escape” by Metallica.)

7. Is there a lost city of laundry socks somewhere, like a sock Atlantis, where all the missing ones go to party? (Maybe they’re living their best lives, free from dryer tumbleweeds.)

8. Why do we call it “beauty sleep” when it usually involves drooling on our pillows and looking like a slightly squished avocado? (False advertising, sleep industry!)

9. If emails could talk, what would be their most passive-aggressive lines? (Probably something like “Just following up…” with a side of eye roll emoji.)

10. Do houseplants judge us silently for our questionable taste in music and questionable dance moves? (They definitely do, and they’re taking notes.)

11. Why does the internet always remember the embarrassing things you did ten years ago, but conveniently forgets your birthday? (Clearly, the internet has a grudge against birthday cake.)

12. Why is it considered rude to stare at people, but perfectly acceptable to gawk at strangers’ houses on Google Street View? (Hypocrisy, thy name is online stalking.)

13. Why do we say “hello” when we’re answering the phone, even though the other person already said it first? (It’s like a greeting conga line of awkwardness.)

14. If dogs could wear tiny hats, what kind of hats would best suit their personalities? (Pugs in fedoras, dachshunds in bowler hats, and golden retrievers in floppy sun hats, obviously.)

15. Why do elevators take forever when you’re running late, but zip down at warp speed when you’re just chilling in your pajamas? (Clearly, they’re sentient and enjoy messing with us.)

16. Why do we say “break a leg” for good luck? Shouldn’t we wish for, you know, not breaking anything? (Maybe it’s a metaphor for taking risks and leaping outside our comfort zones)

Funny questions to ask a group of people

Here is a list of funny questions to ask a group of people (Online group chat, party, at meetings or gatherings)

1. If your life had a loading screen, what would it be stuck on 99% for? (Procrastination? Laundry? Deciding what to wear?)

2. Is it just me, or do grocery stores play the upbeat music specifically to make you spend more money? (Suddenly, chips sound amazing!)

3. On a scale of “nap during lunch break” to “powered by coffee and sheer willpower,” how are you feeling today?

4. What’s the most embarrassing song that gets stuck in your head on repeat during important meetings? (Bonus points for dancing)

5. Confession time: Have you ever pretended to be on the phone to avoid awkward small talk? (We’ve all been there!)

6. What’s the most outrageous thing you’ve ever Googled at 3 am in the morning? (No judgment, we’re all curious souls)

7. If your keyboard had an emoji key, what would it be? (Mine would be ? or ?)

8. What’s the weirdest food combination you secretly enjoy? (Don’t knock it till you try it… maybe)

9. What’s the most useless talent you possess? (Like, knowing all the lyrics to the Spice Girls but not remembering your phone number)

10. Have you ever walked into a room, forgotten why you were there, and just pretended to check your phone? (The universal struggle)

11. What’s the most embarrassing autocorrect fail you’ve ever had? (Hopefully not in a text to your boss…)

12. If your life had a theme song, what would it be? (Bonus points for accuracy and hilarity)

13. What’s the most nonsensical thing you’ve ever argued with your phone about? (Siri, we’re looking at you)

14. Confess your biggest pet peeve from everyday life. (Loud chewers? Wet towels on the floor? Unfold your inner grump!)

15. What’s the most embarrassing typo you’ve ever made in a public forum? (RIP reputation)

16. What’s the most useless superpower you can imagine? (The ability to talk to pigeons? Super-smelling?)

17. If your to-do list was sentient, what would it be yelling at you right now? (Probably something about laundry and overdue emails)

18. What’s the laziest thing you’ve ever done to avoid doing something? (Ordering takeout instead of cooking? Using a spoon to reach the remote?)

19. Have you ever accidentally sent a text meant for someone else? (Awkward silence intensifies)

20. What’s the most ridiculous conspiracy theory you secretly believe in? (Bigfoot? Flat Earth? Aliens who love pizza?)

Also read: 1000 Questions to ask people (huge list of topics for deep conversation)

Funny questions to ask drunk people

Here is a list of most hilarious and funny questions to ask drunk people:

1. If you could be any fictional character for a day, who would you be and why?

2. If animals could talk, which one do you think would be the rudest?

3. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?

4. If aliens visited Earth and you had to explain one thing about humans, what would it be?

5. What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever bought while online shopping?

6. If you could have dinner with any historical figure, who would it be and what would you ask them?

7. If you could pick any superpower but only use it once, what would it be and how would you use it?

8. If you could swap lives with an inanimate object for a day, what would it be?

9. What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had that you can share in polite company?

10. If you had to survive in the wilderness with only three items, what would you choose?

11. If you could have any celebrity be your personal assistant for a week, who would it be?

12. What do you think your pet named you in their secret language?

13. If your life was a movie, what would the title be, and who would play you in it?

14. If you could have a conversation with your pet and they could reply, what’s the first thing you’d ask?

15. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done in public (that you can admit)?

16. If you could be a professional at any non-traditional sport, what would it be?

17. If you could have a soundtrack play every time you entered a room, what song would it be?

18. Would you rather have to sing every sentence you speak or dance every time you walk?

19. If you could switch lives with any cartoon character, who would it be?

20. What’s the most bizarre food combination you’ve ever tried and enjoyed?

Funny questions to ask dumb people

Here is an amazing list of funny questions to ask dumb people:

1. If two vegetarians are arguing, is it still considered beef?

2. Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are weak?

3. If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

4. Can you cry underwater?

5. Why is it called a building if it’s already built?

6. If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

7. If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?

8. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

9. If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

10. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?

11. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

12. Can you daydream at night?

13. If you attempt to fail but succeed in failing, have you succeeded or failed?

14. Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

15. If you’re waiting for the waiter, aren’t you the waiter?

Also read: 50 Dumb questions to ask people (stupid & weirdest)

Funny questions to ask people when your bored

These are some of the great funny questions to ask people when you are bored:

1. What color are giraffes in the dark?

2. Would you rather fight duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?

3. Does anyone else hear pink elephants when they read this sentence aloud?

4. Where do mosquitoes go during wintertime?

5. How many birds did Noah take onto his ark according to Bible legend?

6. How often should I shower?

7. If the sky is blue, why isn’t grass red?

8. When the words unnecessary and useless share a common letter, which letter is it?

9. Why are doors so big if most rooms don’t need them?

10. How many fingers am I holding up right now?

Also read: 100 Good questions to ask people

Funny questions to ask high people

Here is a list of very funny questions to ask high people:

1. What kind of animals swim backwards under water but forwards on top of water?

2. Why does cats “Meow” but not “BOW BOW”?

3. If I put you into the ocean, would you turn into sea salt?

4. If a bird is flying south for the winter, why doesn’t it get cold?

5. Why do men have nipples if they aren’t used for feeding babies?

6. Who invented the toothbrush and toilet paper roll holder thingy?

7. How come some days I wake up feeling good and other days I wake up feeling like garbage?

8. If you leave a chair out in the rain, will it eventually become a wet chair?

9. How long could you hold your breath underwater?

10. If a guy falls off a foot cliff, how high will he be above the ground once he starts falling?

Also read: 100+ Questions to ask when high for high people

Funny questions to ask people to get to know them

These are some good funny questions to ask people to get to know them:

1. Why do humans usually walk upright on two legs instead of four like our closest relatives, chimpanzees and gorillas?

2. How does a dog know if I’m happy or sad?

3. If you had to watch one movie on repeat for the rest of your life, what would it be?

4. What makes it possible for a satellite to broadcast TV signals all over the world?

5. Why do pigs have curly tails?

6. How can you tell if someone is really smiling or not?

7. What is white and goes round and round but never moves forward?

8. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

9. Why is chameleon skin color changing?

10. What do you call a baby crow?

Also read: 100+ Questions to ask people to get to know them better (good, funny, interesting)

Funny questions to ask old and young people

Here is a list of funny questions to ask young and old people:

1. If a chicken has its head cut off, will it still run around for a while?

2. Is it true or false that if you eat bacon for breakfast, you’ll have great stamina and energy all day long?

3. . How long is the world’s longest toothbrush?

4. What would happen if you cut someone in half at the equator?

5. What do fireflies do when they go out of business?

6. How does a person get from one place to another without using their feet?

7. What’s the proper term for an alcoholic drink served in half of a lemon or lime shell after all the liquid is squeezed out of it?

8. Why does your breath smell like hair gel?

9. What do you call the plant that causes poison ivy and other rashes if not poison ivy or poison oak?

10. What if all animals turn into aliens?

Also read: 100 Interesting questions to ask people

Funny questions to ask people about themselves

Here is a list of funny questions to ask people about themselves:

1. What is the most embarrassing sound that came from your body and that smelled bad?

2. Have you ever been inside a washing machine before?

3. Did you take the clothes out and then put them back in again?

4. How does it feel when your favorite song comes on the radio for the first time after hearing it for a long time on repeat?

5. Does anything make sense at all to you?

6. Have you ever eaten with the wrong hands?

7. Have you ever inserted yourself in the wrong hole?

8. What are some of your guilty pleasures?

9. What is one of the most recent things that has made you happy?

10. What is something that bugs you right now?

Also read: 100 Deep questions to ask people

Stupid funny questions to ask people

Here is a list of Weird, stupid and funny questions to ask random people

1. What’s the longest amount of time you’ve spent naked?

2. Have you ever peed on your neighbor’s walls?

3. Who do you think would win in a fight, Gandalf or Sauron?

4. Am I being annoying right now?

5. Will you be able to walk on your hands till you home?

6. Do you enjoy wearing flip-flops?

7. Do you have any fingers that eat your nails?

8. Why is your left body different from your right nose?

9. When was the last time you saw both of your shoes?

10. Is there someone special who makes you a monkey when they see you drunk?

Also read: 100 Random questions to ask people (funny, good, weird, dumb, deep to random people)

Funny Questions To Ask That Make You Laugh

The following is a list of funny questions to ask people that make you laugh very hard:

1. Have You Ever Sent A Naughty Text Message To The Wrong Person?

Well this is embarrassing and at the same pretty funny considering how many times we’ve done it ourselves. 

2. After You Survive The Post-Apocalypse, What Will Your Job Be?

This is a weird question to ask people who have a wild mind. 

It could also be fun to see what they think others should do after the apocalypse-it would probably depend on who was asked.

What kind of profession have you imagined for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world? 

3. What is the best way to lick an envelope?

This is one of those dumb questions to ask friends that will have them laughing. If you lick it wrong, you’ll have a hard time licking it again! Haha!

Also read: 100 Dirty questions to ask people (juicy, sexual, kinky, flirty, spicy, saucy, naughty, hot)

4. Did You Ever Lose A Tooth And Find It Years Later?

This is a really funny story to tell, especially if it happened when they were little. Make sure you talk about where they found the tooth because that’s always hilarious. 

5. Can You Hold In A Sneeze?

No, a sneeze is involuntary and uncontrollable so there isn’t any holding back once it starts happening.

In addition, ask them, if they sneeze with their eyes open, do the eyes come out? This can definitely lead to a funny debate. 

6. What Are The Most Used Words In Your life?

This one might be tough to answer but a funny topic to discuss.

We often use common words without realizing it and sometimes we don’t even realize what word just came out of our mouth until someone asks us.

7. Why do my ears smell bad sometimes, but my nose doesn’t?

This is such a dumb question that could only be answered in a funny way. 

However, you might have already been wondering what was going on with your ears and why do they smell sometimes? 

Well it is a normal thing that could actually mean nothing at all. 

The reason why some parts of our body can smell more than others is because different areas have more glands and sweat pores than others. 

8. If A Fruit Was Made Into The Shape Of Your Foot, Would You Buy It?

This is a funny question to ask people, and it’s a weird idea. Imagine walking around the grocery store and seeing a whole bunch of fruits shaped like feet. How funny would that be? 

9. What is the worst smell you have ever smelled?

Mostly, people’s favorite smells are the things that remind them of their home. Sometimes, though, it’s a chemical smell that feels too powerful to breathe in. 

What about you? What is the worst smell you have ever smelled? 

10. Do You Think Of Yourself As A Clown?

This is a strange question to ask someone but it does provide insight into what they’re thinking about themselves and their purpose. 

11. If You Were On Jeopardy, What Would Your Final Jeopardy Answer Be?

Always, The World, The Universe, and Pizza.

12. If You Had A Magic Wand What Three Things Would You Wish For?

This is a fun question to ask people because everyone has their own list of the things they would wish for. 

Some might be completely different from others or the same thing but in a different way.