200+ Extremely Confusing Questions that make no sense at all (Utterly Nonsense)

Ever stare at your reflection and ponder, “But if I’m me, why am I not you, and you not me?” Or wonder “If you are you and I am me, then why are you not me and me not you?”

Welcome to the whimsical world of nonsensical questions and Extremely confusing questions that make no sense at all. Where logic takes a vacation and the mind takes a trip on a psychedelic carousel.

Here, we’ll untangle the knots of “What if nothing isn’t anything?” and experience the nonsense questions like “If I cannot see myself, does that mean I do not exist?” So buckle up, grab your existential toothbrush, and get ready to brush your teeth with the dust of bewilderment. It’s going to be a confusingly delightful ride!

Continue reading the following list of questions that don’t make sense and lose yourself in your imaginary worlds:

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200+ Questions that make no sense

The following is a great List of questions that make no sense:

1. Can a potato run for president and debate a carrot on the existential crisis of being a root vegetable?

2. When does a circle stop being round and start practicing interpretive dance in a parallel universe?

3. Do mirrors have nightmares about waking up with bad hair days?

4. Can I be myself if my self is someone else, or am I someone else being myself as someone else?

5. If I find myself lost in thought, should I ask for directions or enjoy the scenic route through my own mind?

6. If I am the reflection of your reflection, does that mean your reflection is my reflection and my reflection is your reflection?

7. When you look in the mirror and I look in the mirror, are we both looking at each other or just at ourselves in a parallel mirror universe?

8. If I am the question and you are the answer, why do we keep asking each other questions without ever arriving at an answer?

9. Can I be me if you are you, or do we need a third person to validate our individual existence as separate entities?

10. When I say ‘you,’ am I referring to me talking to myself, or are you actually a third-party observer caught in the linguistic crossfire of self-reference?

11. If we switch roles in this conversation, would I become you asking me confusing questions, or would you become me answering those questions with even more confusion?

12. Can ‘you’ ever truly know ‘me,’ or are we forever separated by the impenetrable veil of subjective experience and the enigma of personal perspective?

13. If ‘I’ am the question mark and ‘you’ are the exclamation point, does our punctuation collide in a syntactical collision, creating an expressive paradox?

14. If a cat barks and a dog meows, does that mean we’ve entered an alternate reality where pets have swapped vocal abilities, or did we accidentally switch species dictionaries?

15. When the refrigerator is on a diet, does it lose weight in terms of food content, or is it just exercising its cooling capacity?

16. If time flies, can it also experience turbulence, and does that explain why Mondays feel like a bumpy ride?

17. Why do we press harder on the TV remote control when we know the batteries are weak, as if our frustration will somehow recharge them?

18. If laughter is the best medicine, does that mean comedians are secretly doctors, or do they just have a really good sense of humor about their medical degrees?

19. When socks mysteriously disappear in the laundry, are they exploring the sock multiverse, or have they simply evolved into a higher state of hosiery existence?

20. If life gives you lemons, and you make lemonade, are you also obligated to provide life with a straw and a refreshing beverage in return?

21. Can we truly say we’ve lost an hour during daylight saving time, or did time just decide to take a spontaneous vacation without informing the rest of us?

22. If two mind readers read each other’s minds simultaneously, do they end up in a never-ending loop of ‘You read my mind reading your mind reading my mind…’?

23. If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches, and what kind of financial photosynthesis are they practicing?

24. When a pen runs out of ink, does it suffer from existential crises, wondering if it has fulfilled its purpose in the universe, or is it just quietly retiring to pen paradise?

25. If we say ‘sleep like a baby,’ does that mean waking up every two hours crying, or are we aspiring to sleep peacefully in a crib?

26. Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways, and who came up with these linguistic gymnastics in the first place?

27. If our smartphones are so smart, why do they ask us to confirm that we’re not a robot, and how would a robot even answer that question?

28. When a computer freezes, does it experience a digital brain freeze, and should we offer it a virtual cup of coffee to warm up its circuits?

29. Can I teach a goldfish to play chess and blame it for checkmate?

30. If laughter is the best medicine, why do comedians still need health insurance?

31. Is the Bermuda Triangle just a misunderstood shape with commitment issues?

32. If I try to fail and succeed, have I failed or succeeded at failing?

33. Can I have a déjà vu about not remembering a future I never forgot?

34. If I think about thinking about nothing, does that count as multitasking in a vacuum of philosophical uncertainty?

35. If words hold weight, does silence echo? And if thoughts have texture, can dreams bruise?

36. Can a shadow cast a mirror, and if its reflection whispers, do you listen?

37. If I break the speed of dark, will my shadow file a restraining order against me?

38. If time is a construct, can I construct a sandwich and eat it yesterday?

39. Is the color of silence louder than the sound of a rainbow falling in a forest with no ears?

40. If I’m allergic to the alphabet, can I still spell ‘hypersensitivity’ with a Z?

41. If I dream of counting imaginary sheep, do they get insomnia?

42. If a tree falls on a mime in the middle of a thought bubble, does anyone hear the punchline?

43. If silence screams in a vacuum, who hears it? And if time unravels at the edge of the universe, can you stitch it back together?

44. If tears taste of salt, does laughter bubble like champagne? And if the moon dreams in silver, what nightmares haunt the sun?

45. Can logic exist without a paradox, and if a clock strikes thirteen, does time shatter?

46. If a whisper could build a mountain, would your silence carve valleys? And if the stars paint stories on the night sky, do you read them?

47. Can hope flicker without a spark, and if a memory blooms within an empty room, who tends its garden?

48. If gravity sings a lullaby, does the rhythm sway the planets? And if a question dances on the edge of your tongue, do you dare let it leap?

49. If tomorrow never comes, does today echo into eternity? And if you are the answer to a question no one asked, do you find your own meaning?

50. If silence screams the loudest, then what colour is the sound of a whisper?

51. Can a single breath contain the weight of worlds, and if an atom whispers its secret, can the universe hear?

52. If laughter is the best medicine, then why does a joke hurt so much?

53. Can the universe hold its breath if everything in it is breathing?

54. If time is a river, what swims against its current?

55. Can you smell the colour blue if you close your eyes and listen?

56. Can you paint the color of a forgotten dream, or does it fade into the void of memory?

57. If a shadow has no weight, can it still hold the ghost of a smile?

58. Does a single grain of sand whisper secrets to the wind, or is it lost in the roar of the desert?

59. If a tear rolls down a cheek in the dark, does it make a sound, or does only the heart hear its echo?

60. Can you outrun your own reflection, or is it forever bound to your heels like a loyal, haunting shadow?

61. If tomorrow never comes, does today still exist, or is it swallowed by the never-ending present?

62. Can you weigh a thought, or does it float like a feather on the breeze of the mind?

63. If time is a river, where does it flow from, and to what endless sea does it eventually lead?

64. Does the universe dream, and if so, are we mere figments in its slumber, or do we hold the key to waking it?

65. If the pen is mightier than the sword, can I win a debate with a well-aimed paper airplane?

66. If time flies, does that mean it has wings, or is it just a really fast runner?

67. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, can it still make a sound, or is it just practicing its mime skills?

68. If the pen is mightier than the sword, can I defeat a dragon with a well-crafted essay?

69. If two mind readers are reading each other’s minds, whose thoughts are they actually reading?

70. If laughter is the best medicine, why do comedians never cure my cold?

71. If I’m on a train going the speed of light and I turn on a flashlight, what happens?

72. If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered toast always lands butter-side down, what happens if you strap buttered toast to a cat’s back and drop it?

73. If the early bird gets the worm, is the second mouse to the trap considered fashionably late or just cautious?

74. If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

75. If I dig a hole to China, but I start in the United States, do I end up in China or just with a really deep hole?

76. If I’m in a room with no corners, can I ever be backed into one?

77. If you can’t have your cake and eat it too, can you at least eat your cake and then have it afterward?

78. If the early worm gets caught by the bird, is it just punctual prey?

79. If an orange is called an orange because it’s orange, why isn’t a banana called a yellow?

80. If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

81. If I travel back in time and meet my past self, is it considered a reunion or just really awkward?

82. If life is a highway, and love is a battlefield, does that mean relationships are traffic accidents?

83. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

84. If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?

85. If an invisible man marries an invisible woman, do they have visible children?

86. If I steal from a thief, am I now the rightful owner?

87. If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless?

88. If I’m on a plane traveling at the speed of light and I turn on the headlights, what happens?

89. If I’m waiting for the waiter, aren’t I the waiter?

90. If I have amnesia and then remember that I forgot, did I just remember to forget or forget to remember?

91. If actions speak louder than words, what is the sound of a mime falling in an empty forest?

92. If money talks, why do we need wallets?

Really No Sense Questions That Are Extremely Confusing

1. How can everything come from nothing when nothing is something that has nothing to do with anything?

2. Is everything nothing or nothing is everything?

3. Why nothing is nothing and everything is everything?

4. What if nothing is anything and everything is not everything?

5. How can I see you and everything but not myself and nothing?

6. If a cat mates with an ant, Does the offspring comes out as a human?

7. If I cannot see myself, is that mean I do not exist?

8. If we do not feel pain, do we live forever?

9. If we are all humans, then where are all the humans?

10. If you are you and I am me, then why are you not me and me not you?

11. Why can’t I fall asleep, when I am not sleeping?

12. Can you stop something when nothing is moving?

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13. What will you do when you do nothing?

14. If no one exists except you, then how do you know that no one exists but just you?

15. Do you live or die when you live and die?

16. When do horses sneeze and you laugh for no reason?

17. If I insert nothing into my mouth, how long will it take to come out of my body?

18. Why am I so mad and asking all the questions that make no sense and makes sense to those only who have common sense?

19. What kind of names does each animal calls to itself?

20. Why can’t I disappear when I am visible to you?

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Confusing questions that make no sense

List of confusing questions that make no sense.

1. When I am alone why can’t I see everyone?

2. When you lose something, do you know where you lost it without knowing that you lost it forever?

3. How can mirrors be real, if our eyes are not real?

4. Why is my girlfriend mad at me, even though when she said nothing’s wrong?

5. Am I such god that everyone is praying for?

6. If the dog understands my true feelings, then why can’t I marry the dog which cares for me instead of committing to a woman who doesn’t even aware of herself?

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7. If I could be a man; a woman; an animal; and a god, then why do I choose to be a nobody?

8. If silence makes a sound, what noise will it be perceived by itself?

9. If we do not understand each other, then what are we trying to communicate in a language that we understand?

10. When does everything makes sense, nothing seems to be confusing, and something becomes a sure thing?

11. If the water is filled by half in a glass, will it be half-filled or half-emptied or water in a glass or some ml of water, or some quantity of water filled in the glass or what and whatsoever?

12. What language does music make?

13. What kind of animal becomes a human and what kind of human does not become an animal?

14. Can you live without living and dying?

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Funny questions that make no sense

List of funny questions that make no sense at all. If you think deep they may also make a lot of sense too.

1. Why am I a woman when I am not a man? (vice versa)

2. If my face has a meaning why doesn’t it make no sense?

3. Is a square a circle that has no round surface?

4. Why do fish don’t get cold even after living their entire life in water?

5. If animals do not wear clothes, Is it mean they are much more open-minded than humans, so does it mean they have much more intelligence than humans?

6. If you do not die, will you live forever?

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7. How can “makes sense” make sense and “nonsense” make no sense?

8. Why I do not laugh When I do not want to laugh?

9. Can two men make a woman?

10. When will you stop eating so that you can stop living?

11. If I start walking today without taking any rest, where do I end up walking?

12. How to travel everywhere physically by staying in the same place?

13. Is my mind f*cked up or my life?

14. How can I stop making so much sense?

15. Can I turn back and still turn on my front? 

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Unanswerable questions that make no sense

Here is the list of unanswerable questions that make no sense but somehow make you think and realize that these questions also make sense. These are some questions that are hard to answer.

1. If Big Bang happened 14 billion years ago, then when did Small Bang happen?

2. How can Big Bang be called Big Bang without discovering how big the cosmos actually is? What if the Big Bang is a Large Bang or Huge Bang or Mega Bang?

3. Why did Big Bang call as Big Bang but not Bang Bang or any other * Bang?

4. If Banging requires another source to make Bang happen, then with whom or what Big Bang had banged?

5. Did Big Bang being Banged by some other Bang or did It Bang the other Bang or did It just Bang by itself, If so how does such a bang comes into existence and why?

6. What would have happened if you had not been born to your parents?

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7. If the universe has no obligation to make sense to anyone, then what is that making sense to us now?

8. Why can’t a baby not be a baby anymore after a few years he/she was born?

9. If everything changes every second then who were you a moment ago and who are you at this very moment and what relationship does your former self has with you in your constant change? 

10. Where is everyone? 

11. Why didn’t we both meet yet?

12. If being dead is great, is getting dead the problem?

13. Do people survive death, when they are not in consciousness?

14. How will you come to know that you will be reborn after your death while you are living?

15. Is it makes sense that the things we can’t see are more real than the things we see are an illusion?

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Random questions that don’t make sense.

Random questions that make no sense. Continue reading the questions that make you think.

1. Why does everyone have to taste the ultimate death, while they are already dying each day?

2. Did I exist before I existed?

3. Will I continue to exist in nothingness?

4. How Am I different from everyone when I am as same as everyone else? (vice versa)

5. Why does “Science” end with “ence”? Does it not make any sense?

6. Why do I continue seeing everything even after closing my eyes?

7. If I am breathing while sleeping, does it mean I will live after death?

8. If I take your opinion to Starbucks and add $2.75, can I buy a cup of coffee?

9. How can I be wrong, when I am not right?

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10. When I do not know what to believe in, is it a fair idea to lose it in everything that I do believe in?

11. Why is it that you only have to be born to your parents but not to others?

12. If I am right here, then why am I not where I want to be?

13. What information is more superficial and how to prove anything as it is without labeling?

14. What is what and what is what not?

15. How to know what you do not know?

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Weird questions that make no sense

Here is the list of weird questions that don’t make sense.

1. If philosophers like Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, and other great thinkers such as Charles Darwin, Immanuel Kant, Friedrich Nietzsche, Stephen Hawking, Richard Dawkins, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, etc., plan a get-together party how will they communicate without any words?

2. If the dead people know what happens to life after death, why aren’t they revealing anything to us?

3. How real are these experiences?

4. If what I heard is true, “Is that even atheists experience heaven?”

5. How closer are we to the truth, When you do not what actually it is?

6. How to be in sync with the god’s thoughts, even if he/she/it exists or not?

7. If I am deaf, How do I know what I am speaking?

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8. How to remember when you do not have any memory?

9. Does the brain make the mind?

10. Are there extra dimensions to the vacuum?

11. Why did our universe begin when the beginning is unknown?

12. If religions don’t have hope, faith, and belief, will they not function without any referred states?

13. Why Is the Quantum So strange that it almost looks like darkness?

14. Does all reality consist of what things when all dreams consist of the same things?

15. How does your heart related to your mind, when they do not even listen to each other?

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Stupid questions that make no sense

Continue reading the stupid questions that make no sense.

1. How to live only once in life?

2. Can you close your eyes and have a beautiful dinner?

3. Where do you find women who have brains? (Vice Versa)

4. Why do plants grow into trees?

5. Have I ever eaten my own teeth unconsciously?

6. How to drink coffee while drinking a beer and poison?

7. Why am I not living with anyone?

8. If you are single will you be your own daddy?

9. Why is my art not turning into a huge lively dinosaur?

10. What will you do when you are doing something?

11. If I stay on clouds will I be on cloud nine?

12. What my girlfriend/boyfriend is thinking when he/she doesn’t have any brain?

13. Why do ants and elephants have a conflict with each other while they are mating?

14. Why do you walk, when you can fly?

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Nonsense questions

Here is the list of nonsense questions that make you feel embarrassed and get you excited about the meaning behind what they were asked.

1. When do women get penis#s and men get vagin#s?

2. Why don’t all siblings marry each other and have babies together?

3. How will you eat your favorite food with your anus and excrete it with your mouth?

4. If you do s#x with your wife, will she become your angel or danger?

5. How do you forgive those who didn’t do anything wrong?

6. How to grow money from trees?

7. If you jump from a 1000-story building without any supporting equipment, where do you want to land safely?

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8. Why don’t you look up to the sky and spit on your own face? (Ask this to your close friend just for fun)

9. What would I do when I am left all alone with all the women on the earth?

10. If there are two enemies, who is an enemy to whom?

11. If birds have legs why don’t they always walk, are they stupid?

12. Why am I messing with my head by thinking and writing these most nonsensical sensible questions? (It is hurting my brain man by thinking too deep)

13. How to meet a person who never existed?

14. What is the beginning of the end and how to end everything from the beginning?

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